Only a narcissist would claim that the only true love is the love of a miniature version of themselves.
https://reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/vv7u3c/youll_never_know_true_love/ifin7pn?context=3
Also a slap in the face of anyone who adopted and loves all their children.
Had to pay 50 cent to use the restroom, but there is a cutout for kids to use it free.
This brings to mind the greatest American poem ever written -
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Paid to shit
But only farted
Don't forget the rest!
Then one day
I took a chance
Had to fart
But shit my pants
https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/ufzorw/had_to_pay_50_cent_to_use_the_restroom_but_there/i6wmycq?context=3
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Paid to shit
But only farted
Don't forget the rest!
Then one day
I took a chance
Had to fart
But shit my pants
https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/ufzorw/had_to_pay_50_cent_to_use_the_restroom_but_there/i6wmycq?context=3
Buttigieg thinks high-speed rail would be good for Texas, wants highway expansions to consider neighborhood impacts
Texas is huge. East Texas is beautiful, but west Texas is mind numbingly boring.
El Paso, Tx to Texarkana, Tx is the same distance as El Paso to Los Angeles.
https://reddit.com/r/politics/comments/tg7rja/buttigieg_thinks_highspeed_rail_would_be_good_for/i1154ga?context=3
El Paso, Tx to Texarkana, Tx is the same distance as El Paso to Los Angeles.
https://reddit.com/r/politics/comments/tg7rja/buttigieg_thinks_highspeed_rail_would_be_good_for/i1154ga?context=3
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