You’ll never know true love

Only a narcissist would claim that the only true love is the love of a miniature version of themselves.

https://reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/vv7u3c/youll_never_know_true_love/ifin7pn?context=3

Also a slap in the face of anyone who adopted and loves all their children.

Had to pay 50 cent to use the restroom, but there is a cutout for kids to use it free.

This brings to mind the greatest American poem ever written -

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Paid to shit

But only farted

Don't forget the rest!

Then one day

I took a chance

Had to fart

But shit my pants


https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/ufzorw/had_to_pay_50_cent_to_use_the_restroom_but_there/i6wmycq?context=3