Had to pay 50 cent to use the restroom, but there is a cutout for kids to use it free.

This brings to mind the greatest American poem ever written -

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Paid to shit

But only farted

Don't forget the rest!

Then one day

I took a chance

Had to fart

But shit my pants


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